The Concert Ticket
Part 1

Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??" Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??" Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??" Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??" Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??"

Panel 1:
Ronny and Tobben are standing next to each other. Ronny is looking at his phone.
Ronny says: "Unholy moly! My favorite band, Zatanicon, is coming to Norway on their farewell tour!"
Tobben replies: "Okay?"

Panel 2:
Ronny says: "I haven’t seen them live since their last farewell tour!"
Tobben says: "Wait… how many farewell tours have they done?"

Panel 3:
Ronny says: "Err… no more than Kiss, The Who, or Ozzy Osbourne…"
Tobben says: "I think it’s kinda pathetic having that many farewell tours!"

Panel 4:
Ronny says: "Yeah? Not as pathetic as a certain Never Ending Tour!"
Tobben says: "Hey! Bob Dylan’s gonna tour until he, God forbid, kicks the bucket!"

Panel 5:
Ronny says: "Exactly! That crow ain’t gonna live forever, you know!"
Tobben raises his arm and protests: "Never ending means the music lives forever, you tone-deaf idiot!"
Then he says: "Wait, what do you mean by crow??"
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