Substitute Trouble
Part 8

 Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”  Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”

 Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!” Panel 1:
Ronny is talking on the phone.
Ronny: “Hey, Toby! Remember yesterday, when you said substitute teaching was easy money? That gave me an idea!”

Panel 2:
Ronny explains with a crooked smile.
Ronny: “You’re not the only one who needs cash, you know! Women and beers are expensive!”
Ronny (small addition): “Anyways…”

Panel 3:
Ronny: “So, I spiked all your beers to make you oversleep! I thought I could show up at the school and pretend to be you!”
Ronny: “Kind of substituting for the substitute!”

Panel 4:
Ronny appears as a dark silhouette as he starts realizing how stupid the idea was.
Ronny: “But, y’know, it didn’t work out! The idea was totally idiotic! I’m sorry, beers are on me the next time! So, what do you say, buddy? Are we cool?”

Panel 5:
Toby, holding the phone in his hand, tries to run away from a police officer who wants to arrest him.
Toby: “COOL?!”
Police officer: “Stop! You’re under arrest!”
The assistant principal in the background shouts: “Get him! Get the perv!”
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