Bullseye
Part 8 of 21

Panel 1: The cartoonist interrupts the story, holding a beer can and raising a finger. A label points to him with the words “The Artist.” He says: “Allow me a momentary interruption of this tale, my well-informed reader, to present you with the briefest of clarifications!” Panel 2: Amor and Cupid look shocked. The narrator explains: “We all obviously know that in classic mythology, Cupid and Amor are simply different names for the same deity…” Cupid says: “Wait, what?” Amor exclaims: “Excuse me??” Panel 3: The artist continues: “In this tale, however, I have chosen to disregard this trifle detail and reimagine them as two entirely different characters!” Cupid, angry, protests: “But why do you draw me as some lame cherub, while he…” Amor grins smugly and replies: “Because you’re a little punk!” Panel 4: The cartoonist gestures with his beer can, ready to return to the story. He says: “Now that we have cleared this up, let us return to our scheduled program… Just need a little more beer!” From off-panel, insults are shouted at him: “Horny bastard!”, “Fake-ass Casanova!”, “Shrimp dick!” Panel 1: The cartoonist interrupts the story, holding a beer can and raising a finger. A label points to him with the words “The Artist.” He says: “Allow me a momentary interruption of this tale, my well-informed reader, to present you with the briefest of clarifications!” Panel 2: Amor and Cupid look shocked. The narrator explains: “We all obviously know that in classic mythology, Cupid and Amor are simply different names for the same deity…” Cupid says: “Wait, what?” Amor exclaims: “Excuse me??” Panel 3: The artist continues: “In this tale, however, I have chosen to disregard this trifle detail and reimagine them as two entirely different characters!” Cupid, angry, protests: “But why do you draw me as some lame cherub, while he…” Amor grins smugly and replies: “Because you’re a little punk!” Panel 4: The cartoonist gestures with his beer can, ready to return to the story. He says: “Now that we have cleared this up, let us return to our scheduled program… Just need a little more beer!” From off-panel, insults are shouted at him: “Horny bastard!”, “Fake-ass Casanova!”, “Shrimp dick!” Panel 1: The cartoonist interrupts the story, holding a beer can and raising a finger. A label points to him with the words “The Artist.” He says: “Allow me a momentary interruption of this tale, my well-informed reader, to present you with the briefest of clarifications!” Panel 2: Amor and Cupid look shocked. The narrator explains: “We all obviously know that in classic mythology, Cupid and Amor are simply different names for the same deity…” Cupid says: “Wait, what?” Amor exclaims: “Excuse me??” Panel 3: The artist continues: “In this tale, however, I have chosen to disregard this trifle detail and reimagine them as two entirely different characters!” Cupid, angry, protests: “But why do you draw me as some lame cherub, while he…” Amor grins smugly and replies: “Because you’re a little punk!” Panel 4: The cartoonist gestures with his beer can, ready to return to the story. He says: “Now that we have cleared this up, let us return to our scheduled program… Just need a little more beer!” From off-panel, insults are shouted at him: “Horny bastard!”, “Fake-ass Casanova!”, “Shrimp dick!” Panel 1: The cartoonist interrupts the story, holding a beer can and raising a finger. A label points to him with the words “The Artist.” He says: “Allow me a momentary interruption of this tale, my well-informed reader, to present you with the briefest of clarifications!” Panel 2: Amor and Cupid look shocked. The narrator explains: “We all obviously know that in classic mythology, Cupid and Amor are simply different names for the same deity…” Cupid says: “Wait, what?” Amor exclaims: “Excuse me??” Panel 3: The artist continues: “In this tale, however, I have chosen to disregard this trifle detail and reimagine them as two entirely different characters!” Cupid, angry, protests: “But why do you draw me as some lame cherub, while he…” Amor grins smugly and replies: “Because you’re a little punk!” Panel 4: The cartoonist gestures with his beer can, ready to return to the story. He says: “Now that we have cleared this up, let us return to our scheduled program… Just need a little more beer!” From off-panel, insults are shouted at him: “Horny bastard!”, “Fake-ass Casanova!”, “Shrimp dick!”

Panel 1: The cartoonist interrupts the story, holding a beer can and raising a finger. A label points to him with the words “The Artist.” He says: “Allow me a momentary interruption of this tale, my well-informed reader, to present you with the briefest of clarifications!” Panel 2: Amor and Cupid look shocked. The narrator explains: “We all obviously know that in classic mythology, Cupid and Amor are simply different names for the same deity…” Cupid says: “Wait, what?” Amor exclaims: “Excuse me??” Panel 3: The artist continues: “In this tale, however, I have chosen to disregard this trifle detail and reimagine them as two entirely different characters!” Cupid, angry, protests: “But why do you draw me as some lame cherub, while he…” Amor grins smugly and replies: “Because you’re a little punk!” Panel 4: The cartoonist gestures with his beer can, ready to return to the story. He says: “Now that we have cleared this up, let us return to our scheduled program… Just need a little more beer!” From off-panel, insults are shouted at him: “Horny bastard!”, “Fake-ass Casanova!”, “Shrimp dick!”
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Part 8 of 21
Posted on September 27, 2025 by Lien