New Year’s Resolutions

Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…” Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…” Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…” Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…” Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…” Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…”

Panel 1:
A New Year’s party is in full swing. A sign reads: “It’s time to check out some New Year’s resolutions for 2026.”
Ronny, clearly drunk, gets a wet New Year’s kiss from Lotta while Stan watches jealously in the background. Panel 2:
Greta grins excitedly and declares: “I’m gonna make Emma fall in love with me again!” Then adds: “Yeah, I’m totally sober!” Panel 3:
Agatha beams and says: “This year, we’re gonna get pregnant!”
Mounir looks shocked and responds: “Wait, what?!” Panel 4:
Toby enthusiastically says: “I will organize all my vinyl records! Again!”
Rita, unimpressed, asks: “What about me?”
Tobben replies: “Yours too!” Panel 5:
Kathy reflects: “Well… I’d really like to be an even better mother…”
Her son Balder hugs her and says: “You’re good enough for me, Mom! Oh, and I smashed your new vase…”
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New Year’s Resolutions
Posted on January 2, 2026 by Lien